Pizza Humiliation

You've found someone willing to help you humiliate your sub, but how do you go about it? You could do the obvious "my friend wants to watch us play and see how you beg" approach, but there are other more clever and more humiliating options. I'll tell you about one of my favorite mindfucks to play on a new sub.

Announce to your sub that you are going to order a pizza for lunch/dinner. Find out what he wants and then call the pizza company to order. Only instead of calling the pizza company you call your helper. Give your phone number, then name, and "confirm" your address. Tell your helper what pizza it is you want. Once off the phone complain to your sub that they told you your wait is going to take 30-40 minutes. Ah, but you have an idea, to avoid getting bored you want to play with your sub right here in the living room. Have your pet close the curtains get naked while you bring out your bondage gear.

Secure him to the couch or a table. It doesn't really matter what as long as he can't get up (or knock anything down trying). You don't want him messing up your plans by doing something he's not suppose to; he has to lay there no matter what happens. Make extra sure he can't get his hands free. I strongly suggest you use professional grade handcuffs. Free hands have the most potential to screw up your plans. Also blindfold him with a good blindfold. So many are easy to see around and you don't want him to see anything. If you aren't sure about a good blindfold I suggest painting some swim goggles black (or you can use any color nail polish). You're also going to want to have a gag handy. You can either gag him now or save it for later. Keep most of your clothes on or have some near by you can quickly throw on if need be.

Begin playing with your sub. I like to either set up some e-stim or secure a vibrator to his cock so that a hands free orgasm is possible. Get him hard and horny. And then... "What?! How could the pizza be here already? I set the delivery for an hour from now!" If he doesn't have the gag in yet put it in quickly and throw a thin sheet over him that you just happened to have near by. Perhaps his erection is obvious through the sheet. Shout "just a minute" as you begin throwing on some clothes. I suggest leaving e-stim or vibrator on a setting that will keep him hard, but preferably won't make him come yet. Coming too soon would take some of the fun out of it, but no real harm if he does. A vibrator is also great because they are audible and I like to make things obvious. Open the door, take the pizza and pay the pizza delivery girl, who's actually your helper, with a twenty dollar bill. Now this can go one of two ways.

With this first option everything happens pretty quick. It may sound drawn out, but the whole thing goes down in less than a minute. Your pizza delivery girl tells you the twenty dollar bill looks fake. "And if it's fake I get in trouble for accepting it, and it comes out of my pocket." Reply with something like, "I'm sure it's good but, I'll see what other change I have." And walk off a bit to set the pizza down and look for different change, all while leaving your delivery girl at the open door. The curious delivery girl quickly walks over and throws up the sheet to reveal your sub. I suggest having her move the sheet enough to reveal his goods, but taking it all the way off is also acceptable. If you think that's too much then just revealing a leg or foot is fine too. You can decide on the scale of exposure here, although I think letting her get a good look at his cock and balls should be the minimum amount of exposure for this much trouble. She makes a quiet gasp and runs back to the door leaving your sub exposed. "I've got other pizzas to deliver, I'll just take the twenty." As your sub is blindfolded you can delay until the events have unfolded and the delivery girl is back at the door. There's no need to guess, you can just look to see how things are progressing. At this point either give her new change or the original twenty dollar bill. Close the door and exclaim to your sub, "Were you like that the whole time? Did the wind do that?" And if he made noise, "I think you scared off the the pizza delivery girl!"

The second options is more humiliating and quite a bit more personal. It also asks more from your helper, and thus makes it a little harder to find someone willing to help. If you prefer this approach I suggest presenting both options to potential helpers but tell them you'd prefer this one. As you close the door and go to set the pizza down in the kitchen tell your sub you have some bad cramps all of a sudden and need to run to the bathroom. Once there, text your helper so she knows it's safe. The pizza delivery girl then knocks lightly but without waiting opens the door. She speaks at a normal volume so you have an excuse for not hearing her from the bathroom, "Hey I think this twenty is fake." After just a few seconds of silence her curiosity gets the better of her. She enters and walks over to your sub. She pulls up the sheets, just enough to show a foot. She gasps, but quickly recovers and moves the sheets to reveal more of your sub. Either uncovering him completely, or just enough to expose his cock and balls. After a couple more seconds of pondering and taking in the sights, maybe even some backtracking to the door, she decides to fondle your pet. If you have a vibrator set up she can turn it on or turn it up. Ideally under this situation your sub has an orgasm. Put a time limit on things so it doesn't seem like you're gone for an unreasonable amount of time, maybe 4 or 5 minutes. Orgasm or not, the pizza delivery girl re-covers your pet and leaves. Your helper then texts you to let you know it's safe to come out. Wait another 30 seconds before coming out.

Now with either approach, your sub is gagged and can't tell you what happened, but he may try. "Oh what sexy noises you make!" If he hasn't come during the events, finish him off with an orgasm as to complete the experience. Only undo the gag after he's come. If you undo it first it will seem unbelievable or cold of you to force an orgasm on him after he explains things. I generally don't tell the sub it was just all a ruse. Maybe if he's freaked out about "what could have happened" then I let him know he was never in any danger and that I set the whole thing up. It really ruins it though, so if possible just let it be one of those things he will forever remember.

Now, this works best if your helper actually brings your food order. This little detail makes the whole thing so much more real even if you are planning on telling your sub after. Also since your sub is blindfolded, no costume is necessarily for your pizza delivery girl. I refer to my helper as the pizza delivery girl, but this can work with a male assistant; He would just be a pizza delivery guy instead. You might not want to take the fondling path if this is the case as that would be extra humiliating for most men, sometimes to the point of anger. You also don't need to set up an e-stim or vibrator, but I still prefer to do it to help keep a nervous sub hard. All of this assumes your front door opens to your living room. If that's not the case then you'll have to make being tied up next to the front door part of the game before things "go wrong." If you've never played with a gag or blindfold before this then try to work them into play a couple times before this so it doesn't seem too obvious. If you don't have fun doing some of the things required for this mindfuck, ie gags, blindfolds, a particular pizza company, then you can use this as an excuse not to do those things in the future.